It's pronounced I..gor!

Well, another anniversary of sorts is today, Dec. 7. Yes, it is Pearl Harbor day, but it has also been 18 years since I started working for a mad scientist at NIST. Not quite a day that will live in infamy... but it is a day;-)~


22 years!

22 years ago today, the greatest treasure fell into my lap... well, actually she jumped into my arms! She makes me so happy that I think I actually stopped aging at that point (although my hairline would tell you differently);-)~

So these flowers are for you Babe, I LOVE YOU!



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top;-)~